This was not the way I had expected to spend my night after a long day's drive and finding a campground in the vicinity of Paria (pronounced par-EE-ah--not to be confused with pariah, which is a totally different thing), Utah. It turned out the campground was also part dude ranch as well as catering to groups touring the countryside. In this case it was a group of foreign nationals on their way to the Grand Canyon, among other places, and the evening's entertainment for them was a toga party.